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Umezeala
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-Gicule cine e tipa aia din masina ta?
-Cum cine ma ,noua mea nevasta
-Ba ce urata e,totul inteleg la tine dar de ce ti-ai luat nevasta cu mustata?
-Mustata,mustata dar sa vezi ce par are pe piept .Nu conteaza,se misca bine.
-In pat?
-Nu ,cand vreau s-o iau la palme,in pat ma.Ciciolina e amatoare pe langa ea.Avea bani.
-Ciciolina?
-Nu ma boule,nevasta-mea.Tac\'su gestionar.Ne-a luat casa si Daewoo.
-Dai ce?
-Dei uuuuu...,autoturismul de lux.
Trece o vecina.
-Sarut mana d-na Popescu.
-De ce sa-i saruti mana ma? O stiu pe asta,nu se spala pe maini niciodata.
-De unde stii tu atatea ma?
-Am tras cu ochiu.Uite Gicule vine nevasta-ta nervoasa.
-Gicule,cat pot sa te astept in masina?
-Draga mea te rog fa cunostinta cu Ernest,prieten din copilarie.
-Incantata.
-Ba Gicule si mustata si cu mainile umede ca un Limax.Ce umezeala pe mine acum.
-Taci ba ca te aude.
-Cum sa m-auda,nu vezi ce dopuri de ceara are in urechi?
-Nu e ceara domnule e walkmanul.Gicule cum ii permiti sa vorbeasca asa cu o doamna?
-He,he...tu Doamna? Daca tu esti Doamna eu sunt Brad Pitt.
-Brad ce? E vara Gicule.
-Draga mea,ce asculti la casti?
-Adrian Copilu Minune...O Minune de Muzica....Adrian e romantic nu ca tine.
-Ba Gicule imi pare rau dar te las singur cu femeia ta.E foarte atragatoare.Atrage mustele si tot felul de insecte.Ai flit in casa?
-Transmite salutari Verei.
-Lu nevasta-mea? Nu trebuie.
-De ce nu trebuie ma?
-M-a parasit.
-Cu cine?
-Cu Gigi Gunoieru\'.Zicea ca e mult mai curat ca mine,ca nu sforaie si face sex odata pe saptamana.
-Du-te ma d\'acilea de prost si tu faci misto de a mea?!!!? Saracu Gunoieru nu strange destule pisici moarte,ii mai trebuie si
nevasta-ta? Numai bine ,du-te dracu acasa si mai spala-te.
-Nu vreau,ca o sa se-ndragosteasca nevasta-ta de mine .Vera ma ranea cu mustata ei.Numai bine,du-te la dracu cu gorila ta cu tot.
-Ce gorila ma?
-Nu stiu,am zis si eu asa,la nervi.Ne vedem la meci Duminica.
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MPMPMariana Pancu✓A dracu scenariu de viata.Esti insurat? Daca da te inteleg, daca nu, te compatimesc!
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MPGlumind, iti spuneam ca mi-a placut...daca nu ai inteles asta...vai tie ...encore une fois! Si nici macar
n-am zis ca Gicu esti tu...Hiihiihi!
n-am zis ca Gicu esti tu...Hiihiihi!
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B.Bravo ca ti-a placut.Oricum,sunt cu adevarat feminist.Am doua fete si cred din suflet ca lumea e mai rea cu femeile dar ele trec asta cu vederea pt.ca sunt mai destepte si mai tolerante.Daca as fi avut baieti tot asa as fi gandit.
Sorry de neintelegere,azi sunt nervos,nu stiu de ce,ma duc sa ma dau cu capul de pereti un pic.....
Sorry de neintelegere,azi sunt nervos,nu stiu de ce,ma duc sa ma dau cu capul de pereti un pic.....
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DIFeministule!:))
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B.Iti marturisesc,ca sunt cel mai feminist om din lume.
Cred sincer ca femeile sint mai frumoase si mai destepte ca barbatii.
Scrisul meu nu reflecta niciodata caracterul meu.
Merci ca ai citit si ai ras.E important pt.mine ca ai ras.
Something nice for you:
A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around
by his wife so he went to a psychiatrist.
The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem,
and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read
on the way home. He had finished the book by the time
he reached his house.
The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said, \"From now on, I want
you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word
is law!
I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and
when I\'m finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous
dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you\'re going to draw
me my bath so I can relax. And when I\'m finished with my
bath, guess who\'s going to dress me and comb my hair ....\"
\"The funeral director,\" said the wife.
Cred sincer ca femeile sint mai frumoase si mai destepte ca barbatii.
Scrisul meu nu reflecta niciodata caracterul meu.
Merci ca ai citit si ai ras.E important pt.mine ca ai ras.
Something nice for you:
A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around
by his wife so he went to a psychiatrist.
The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem,
and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read
on the way home. He had finished the book by the time
he reached his house.
The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said, \"From now on, I want
you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word
is law!
I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and
when I\'m finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous
dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you\'re going to draw
me my bath so I can relax. And when I\'m finished with my
bath, guess who\'s going to dress me and comb my hair ....\"
\"The funeral director,\" said the wife.
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