\"this is what you get when you mess with us\"

pitch dark little rats carrying suitcases full of

important/ urgent/ notifications

this is how we wage war these days

first the paperwork/ the license to brutally murder

rape (not necessarily in the up-mentioned order,

conventional armies have a little self-esteem)

thus the documents state that the enemy has deeply offended/ old fashioned Capitalism, Christianity & the Need for Oil, ancient Territorial Integrity and other

sensible aspects of modern life

(after the rats convince the pigs in charge)

it begins with carefully coordinated air-strikes

air-strikes kill everything with surgical accuracy

when the dust clears/ they will definitely send

the boys

maniacal patriots/ mass-murderers in uniforms/ neat remorseless killers/ the pride of every God-loving nation

jack finally gets to shoot his gun