Would you care to describe yourself?

Not once I found myself asked to talk about myself. To describe myself. How can I talk about myself? It would feel like minimizing every inch of my inside. Everything I\'d say would sound truly pathetic. What\'s to say about one\'s self? If maybe I were asked to talk about someone else.. maybe then I could... but myself?! If I told you \'I like coffee\' it would mean nothing but \'she likes coffee\'. If would be a mere image of what it really means to me. Probably the way of describing myself eludes me, but it just so happens that that my mind freezes when asked to do this. It refuses to provide any information about my personality. In fact, I refuse to see myself form an objective point of view. Because if I did, I\'d see my flaws so clearly , that I\'d be ashamed to describe myself once more... So I guess I never will